5 Funniest Things People Have Said While Coming Out of Anesthesia

Patients say the darndest things…especially after anesthesia. Even the most calm, cool, and collected patient can make you laugh as they slowly regain awareness.

Before the days of the Internet, nurses and patients could only tell these hilarious stories to real-life friends. Thanks to Reddit, however, we can all enjoy them. Because really, who among us couldn’t use a good laugh? Here are 5 of the best stories about coming out of anesthesia:

The Tale of Lord Molar

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Every healthcare professional has had a demanding patient, but have you ever had one who spoke like royalty? At least one dental practice has bowed down to such a patient.

Reddit user CrossFox42 wrote, “When I came out from having my wisdom teeth pulled I apparently shot up, looked at the doctor and said ‘Charlatan! I demand you return my teeth! They are mine and I will choose where they are to be spent!’ My dad said he couldn’t stop laughing because I wouldn’t leave without them. When I woke up at home I asked my dad why my teeth were in a plastic bag on the table, he told me everything and promptly started calling me Lord Molar for the rest of the night.”

All hail Lord Molar!

This A+ Mathematician

 

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Some people have trouble with negative numbers even when they are wide awake. Not this patient of Reddit user thefamiliarfez, who wrote, “You may know that we ask the patient to count down from 10 while we put him under? Well he woke up murmuring ‘-53, -54, -55…’ as if he’d been counting in his sleep.”

We’re sure the surgery lasted longer than one minute, but that’s still impressive!

A True Casanova

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 Reddit user Twitch_Half came out of anesthesia and his shell simultaneously. This once-shy lady’s man wrote, “After having my wisdom teeth removed I outrageously hit on three girls who were also in the recovery room with me (I’m normally quite a quiet and shy person). It wasn’t until I got home that was informed two of the three were in fact medical mannequins.”

We have to wonder how the nurses handled that one!

The Reddit Addict

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In the age of smart phones, many people wake up and immediately check Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, or Reddit. This patient just put a little twist on that routine.

An anonymous Reddit user wrote, “…I was laying on the bed and my brain thought that there was a giant iPhone in front of me. So I started swiping the imaginary touch screen trying to find my Reddit app. The nurse says to me, ‘you seeing things, Hun?’

‘Nope, just browsing Reddit’””

Stuck in Mom Mode

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Another anonymous Reddit user wrote, “…I was sitting in the recovery room after my girlfriend had her appendix out, and they wheeled in an older woman. The nurses were talking about nursey stuff, like what cubicle to put her in, and the older woman goes ‘HEY! Quiet down back there, or I’m turning this car around right now’” in a dopey anesthesia voice. On cue, both nurses go ‘Sorry, Mom!’ The lady smiles.”

Mom Mode never really goes away, even under anesthesia. What great nurses!

What’s the funniest thing a patient has ever said to you after a procedure? Let us know! For more stories, tips, and news, follow NurseCore on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and LinkedIn.

How Nurses Can Prevent Back Injuries

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Nursing is a distinctly rewarding and honorable career that gives you life-altering experiences and the satisfaction of knowing that you matter. However, there are inherent emotional and physical risks that come with such a gratifying career. Chief among these dangers is back injury.

Half of all nurses say they deal with chronic back pain. Unfortunately, 38% of nurses will experience back injury severe enough to keep them from work. Disorders related to back injury are the leading cause of lost work time and permanent disability among healthcare professionals.

Sometimes the pain is a result of the nurse spending long hours on his or her feet. However, injuries caused by handling patients are common and debilitating. In fact, some experts say that these injuries are the leading cause of our current nursing shortage.

Although these statistics are daunting and may feel overwhelming, there is still plenty of hope for nurses who are looking to avoid back injury. Here are some important steps you can take to protect your back and avoid injury during patient transfers and readjustments:

Follow All Procedures

The first thing nurses must do to prevent back injury is follow the guidelines and procedures that are in place. Make sure to pay close attention to any training you may receive regarding handling dependent patients. These research-based solutions are there to help set a safe foundation for both patients and staff.

Ask Questions

If at any point you are not sure how to operate a patient-handling device or how to proceed with a particularly challenging patient, feel free to ask for assistance. Likewise, if you know the procedure but simply need an extra set of hands, ask another nurse to help. Although it is sometimes uncomfortable to request help, it is what’s best for your health and the health of your patient.

Make Assessments

Before you being to transfer or reposition a patient, make a few simple assessments in your mind. Realistically evaluate how much you can safely lift, how much the patient weighs, and how dependent the patient is. For example, a fully dependent patient may require a mechanical lifting device. However, a somewhat dependent patient may only require a transfer belt.

Speak Up

If you believe your work environment may be dangerous to healthcare professionals or patients, say something to your supervisor. Nurses are on the front lines and have the most contact with patients. Often, a nurse will notice a hazard that nobody else could have seen.

Communicate with Your Patient

If possible, let the patient know what to expect during the transfer or readjustment. This can help ensure that the patient cooperates fully, which can make transfers much easier.

Do you have any questions about preventing back injury? Let us know! For more information and tips, make sure to follow NurseCore on Facebook, LinkedIn, Twitter, and Instagram.

5 Gift Ideas for the Nurse in Your Life

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Christmas is coming quickly, but there’s still time to get the perfect gift for the nurse in your life. Whether you’re shopping for a loved one or that special nurse that helped you through a hard time, show your appreciation with a thoughtful gift. Fresh out of ideas? Here are some gifts that nurses love.

The Nurse Assist Clipboard

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Being a nurse is hard, but this handy clipboard can make it a bit easier. The Prestige Medical 3309 Nurse Assist Clipboard comes with a clock, timer, alarm and calculator. Also, there are several helpful reference charts printed on this clipboard. After all, even the best nurses could use a hand! Order it here.

EKG Necklace

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This simple necklace provides an elegant way for a nurse to showcase her passion. Handmade and customizable, this is one piece of jewelry that the nurse in your life is sure to love. Order it from Etsy here.

Chicken Soup for the Nurse’s Soul

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All nurses have a story to tell. Help your loved one celebrate all nurses and their stories with this engaging book. This is an especially great gift for a new nurse! You can find it in many bookstores, or order it from Amazon here.

Blackout Curtains

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Do you know a night shift nurse in need of better sleep? Black out curtains offer the gift of rest and relaxation. These curtains keep the light out, allowing the owner to sleep better at any time of day. Visit your local home store to find some or order the ones pictured here.

A Massage Voucher

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Nursing requires a person to be on his or her feet for up to 12 hours at a time. That kind of physical demand can wreak havoc on the body! Reward your favorite nurse with a gift card to a local massage parlor.

What gifts are you giving your favorite nurse this year? Let us know! You can follow NurseCore on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.

Tips for Working the Holiday Shifts

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For most, the holiday season is a time to gather with loved ones and celebrate. It’s a time for cheer, joy, and relaxation. Unfortunately, the magic of the holiday season doesn’t stop people from getting sick and needing medical attention. This means that many dutiful, caring nurses and other medical professionals must work on the days that most people spend with their families.

This can be disheartening for many nurses. However, with some preparation and a few small changes, you can fulfill your duties as a nurse without sparing any holiday cheer. Here are just a few ways to keep the joy this season.

1. Celebrate on Off-Days

“A holiday is whenever a family can be together,” Diane Speranza, RN told Monster.com. We can’t help but agree. Try to plan family gatherings and traditions on days you will not have to work. This way, you won’t feel like you’ve missed out on all of the fun.

Alternatively, you can plan to celebrate major holidays, like Christmas, before you leave for your shift or when you get home.

2. Ask Your Family to Lend a Hand

As great as the holidays can be, they can get stressful at times. Don’t be afraid to ask your family for help planning, shopping, cooking, and decorating. A little delegating can go a long way for your emotional health.

3. Get Into the Spirit

If your workplace allows, wear holiday-themed clothing and accessories. Scrubs with candy canes, snowflake earrings, or reindeer antlers can help to make the season bright. This works especially well if you work with children.

4. Share the Holiday with Your Patients

Chances are, your patients aren’t having their ideal holiday. Nobody imagines spending the holidays needing medical attention. However, a little joy and some good tidings from a kind nurse can put a smile on any patient’s face. Happy patients make happy nurses.

5. Look on the Bright Side

Often, employers will pay higher for holiday work or even provide free meals on Christmas and Thanksgiving. Other times, the staff may make their own holiday cheer. It may not be the same as being with your family on that special day, but concentrating on the good things can help make the shift much easier.

Do you have any other tips you would add to this list? Let us know. For more tips, information, and humor follow NurseCore on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.

5 Myths About Nurses that Should be Busted

On September 14, 2015, “The View” co-host Joy Behar carelessly asked why a nurse in the Miss America contest was wearing a “doctor’s stethoscope.” Many people in the nursing community were outraged by the insensitive comment. While the emotional reaction is certainly understandable, it’s important to think about why Behar would have such a fundamental misunderstanding of nurses’ role in healthcare.

The fact of the matter is that there are still many terrible myths about nursing that the general public believes. On top of the challenges nurses expect to face in their line of work, they must also deal with the fact that many people have little understanding and respect for the lifesaving work that they do. Here are just five of the biggest myths about nursing that need to be busted.

Myth #1: Nursing is for People Who Couldn’t Handle Being a Doctor

Fact: Nursing is a Deliberate Career Choice

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It’s rare to come across a nurse who has never been asked why they didn’t become a doctor instead. This seemingly innocuous question comes from the misconception that nursing is simply a fallback for people who couldn’t make it as doctors. The truth is the decision to be a nurse is a conscious career choice that requires dedication.

This myth is further perpetuated by the idea that nursing is somehow easier than being a doctor. However, all people in the medical field face challenges that nobody else must face. Dentists, surgeons, paramedics, and nurses all take on uniquely difficult situations in their day-to-day lives.

Myth #2: Nurses Have Only One Career Path

Fact: Nurses Have Many Career Options Available

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Some people believe that once you get your nursing license, you are destined to stay at a hospital or doctor’s practice for the rest of your career. That couldn’t be further from the truth. Many nurses practice home healthcare, work in skilled nursing facilities, or even go on to teach.

There are also over 100 specialties for nurses to choose among. From hospice to hematology, and from neonatal to neurology, nurses can choose to specialize in a variety of areas. Throughout a nurse’s career, he or she may change settings or specialties a number of times.

Myth #3: Nursing is Only Grunt Work

Fact: Nurses Play an Important Role in Healthcare Decisions

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It’s true, nurses do some of the things that nobody else wants to do. They leave work with stories that would gross out anyone else. However, that’s not all that nurses do. They are an important part of the medical team.

Nurses provide comfort, give life-saving medication, and sometimes have to make quick decisions to save a patient. There’s no possible way to boil nursing down into “just” one thing; nurses do anything and everything they can to provide exceptional medical care.

Myth #4: Only Women are Nurses

Fact: 6% of Nurses are Male

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There is nothing about the nursing profession that requires nurses to be women. In fact, 6% of nurses are men. While that number is certainly low, it is steadily rising. As the stigma against male nurses starts to fall, more and more men are joining this honorable profession.

Myth #5: We Have Enough Nurses

Fact: Nursing is a Growing Profession

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As baby boomers age, the need for healthcare staff will continue to grow. In fact, the Bureau of Labor Statistics has projected that Registered Nursing will be among the fastest-growing jobs through 2022. In fact, NurseCore is consistently looking for passionate and talented people to join our team.

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The Advantages of Working for a Nursing Agency

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As all nurses know, being a nurse is nothing like Hollywood makes it out to be. Rarely does a television show or movie accurately portray nurses. If you watch closely, you’ll see nurses being treated as merely “yes men” who only follow doctors’ orders, doing things that make no medical sense, or just being props while the sexy doctors save lives. While it may make for decent television, it does not represent the many experiences nurses have.

There’s another thing about nurses that Hollywood gets wrong – one that you may not have thought much about. Not all nurses work exclusively in hospitals. In fact, some nurses may work in several different facilities and/or visit patients at home. That’s because some nurses are healthcare staffing agency nurses, and they experience things that no other nurses will.

Although being an agency nurse may not be what you pictured when you first started nursing school, you may find that it suits you much better than a typical hospital setting. NurseCore’s nurses enjoy flexibility, top pay, quality insurance, and a friendly office staff dedicated to supporting your career.

The most notable benefit of working for a nursing agency is the flexibility. You can work per diem only when you want to or find a long-term assignment that suits your needs. Additionally, NurseCore can help you find temp-to-permanent and permanent placement opportunities. No matter how you want to work, signing up with an agency allows you to work your way. And when you work your way, you may find that nursing is more fulfilling than ever.

Agency nurses also gain experience with a variety of patients. If you are the type of nurse who is always learning and growing in your practice, you will enjoy working for an agency like NurseCore. Whether you want more experience with seniors, children, or anyone in between, you can find it with an agency.

Finally, agency nurses also experience more control over their earning potential. This is especially true of nurses who choose to work per diem. The more shifts and visits you take, the more you earn. It’s simple and lucrative.

Thinking about working for a nursing agency? NurseCore provides all the benefits of agency work while allowing you to be part of a team. Visit our careers page to learn more about our opportunities.

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