You Know You’re a Nurse If…

Have you ever noticed that nurses all do things a bit differently? Do your non-medical friends look at you weird when you talk about work? Have you ever triaged your laundry?

If so, this list is for you. Nurses are the heart of healthcare, it’s true. They also see the world completely differently than anyone else. So, you know you’re a nurse if…

…you can read any doctor’s handwriting.

Nurses know that the joke about doctors having illegible handwriting is based in reality. They also are sometimes the only people around who can read what a doctor wrote. Consider it a specialized superpower.

…you hear call bells in your sleep.

Bonus points if you respond to patients in your dreams! Seriously, does that noise ever get out of your head?

…discussing body functions over dinner doesn’t make you lose your lunch.

It’s just a body, what’s the big deal, right? You can talk about a code brown while eating chocolate ice cream like it’s nothing.

…you guard your pens like your life depends on it.

You’ve learned from your past mistakes. This new pen will NOT go missing. Right?

…you’ve complimented a strangers veins.

And you didn’t think it was weird at all. Thinking back, you realize, “Nice veins!” is an awful pickup line.

…you celebrate holidays on a different schedule.

It’s not the specific date but the memory that counts.

…you only wish doctors did as much in real life as they did on TV.

You watch Grey’s Anatomy and laugh. There’s no way a doctor would be doing half of that. You know where the nurses should be.

…you have criticized the medicine in TV, too.

While we’re at it, why aren’t any TV doctors competent? You can barely watch medical shows without screaming at your television.

…your non-medical friends and family call you to see how serious their ailment is.

It’s like working for free. But seriously, do not go to the doctor for those sniffles.

…your job is as rewarding as it is tough.

You may be exhausted and covered in bodily fluids, but you wouldn’t trade your job for anything. You are the heart of healthcare.

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